why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
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i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level
is that a toilet
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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a moment of silence for all the food in the world that has been dropped and ended up not getting eaten
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| 10 yr old me: | omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait |
| current me: | spills cereal on self |
It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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